fucking julian tavarez
I just wasted 3.5 hours of my life watching 12 innings of perfectly pitched baseball, only to see Julian Tavarez give up a walk-off grand slam to the Twins.
I swear on my life, if I ever run into Julian Tavarez, I will kill him. I will do it with no hesitation. Then I will go to Terry Francona's house and kill him for continuing to pitch the most incompetent reliever in the history of Boston baseball. I hate Julian Tavarez. I'd like to take his head to a taxidermist, have it stuffed and give it to his wife as a present on Valentines Day.
Who am I kidding? A man that ugly couldn't possibly have a wife. Hopefully his mom is still alive to read about the death of her son at the hands of a Nation of Red Sox fans. If I don't do it first, someone else will.
I hate you, Julian Tavarez. Die! Actually before we kill you, you should go punch a wall and break your hand (again). Then die!
P.S. Thanks for the Mark Bellhorn home run in Game 1 of the 2004 World Series.
I swear on my life, if I ever run into Julian Tavarez, I will kill him. I will do it with no hesitation. Then I will go to Terry Francona's house and kill him for continuing to pitch the most incompetent reliever in the history of Boston baseball. I hate Julian Tavarez. I'd like to take his head to a taxidermist, have it stuffed and give it to his wife as a present on Valentines Day.
Who am I kidding? A man that ugly couldn't possibly have a wife. Hopefully his mom is still alive to read about the death of her son at the hands of a Nation of Red Sox fans. If I don't do it first, someone else will.
I hate you, Julian Tavarez. Die! Actually before we kill you, you should go punch a wall and break your hand (again). Then die!
P.S. Thanks for the Mark Bellhorn home run in Game 1 of the 2004 World Series.
posted by Jennifer at 8:43 PM
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