Bye bye, Boomer.

Wells just took a linedrive off the knee that has been bothering him practically his whole career, the same knee he had surgery on in the offseason. I don't like to assume the worst without even hearing an injury report, but I gotta think his career is over.

It would be nice if the Red Sox could actually beat Scott Kazmir. I'm getting really, really sick and tired of the Scott Kazmir LoveFest on the DRay's broadcast. NESN is blacked out on MLB EI, so we're stuck with these morons. So far, they have compared Scott Kazmir to Nolan Ryan, Steve Carlton and BABE RUTH, and the kid is in his second full major league season. There are no words.

They also had another incredibly intelligent comment when one of the guys says, "You know, without Ty Wigginton, I don't know where this club would be."

My dad (always the comedian) had a classic response: "Well, I think they'd be in last place. Oh wait..."

You gotta find the small things to humor you because my God we're in for a long season.

Oh and the greatest line ever in Sons of Sam Horn Game Thread History goes to "OCD SS"

"The chances of David Wells reaching his incentives are ... remote."

(Think Red Roof Inn commercials on MLB Extra Innings. If you don't subscribe, you're really missing out)

David Ortiz just drove in two runs off Kazmir, after DeMarlo Hale failed to send Wily Mo Peña on a sac fly on the previous pitch. WIN IT FOR BOOMAH!!!! These Devil Rays announcers have really shut up with the Kazmir sploogefest all of a sudden.