Monday, September 18, 2006

The Boston Globe = a disgrace

As a journalism student and sports copy editor, I appreciate accuracy. Reading The Gainesville Sun's sports section daily really makes me appreciate a good sports section (because it's so consistantly bad). Today the Boston Globe Sports section has reached an all-time low.

Today Nick Cafardo wrote an article on the 2003 Major League Baseball draft. I'm terrible with the whole linking thing in blogs, and it doesn't really matter because his egregious errors have been corrected in the online version anyway. But check this out. I kid you not, this passage appeared in the Globe IN PRINT and ONLINE today:

"The '03 draft produced Rocco Baldelli, Mark Teixeira, Jose Reyes, Joe Mauer, Miguel Cabrera, Justin Morneau, Johan Santana, Travis Haffner, Hanley Ramirez, Rich Harden, Lastings Milledge, Brandon Wood, Nick Markakis, Chad Cordero, and Rickey Weeks."

Oh boy, where do we start?

Of these 15 players, only FIVE were actually picked in the 2003 MLB draft. Five. Talk about bad proof-reading. How is it possible that a sportswriter could be hired at the prestigious Boston Globe and still have a job after printing this? That's 10 fact errors, if you're keeping score at home.

It gets worse. ANY real fan of baseball knows that international players are not elligible to be drafted. How then, do we explain Hanley Ramirez, who was signed as an international free agent out of the D.R., being drafted in 2003? How dumb are the Red Sox for passing on Venezuelan stud Johan Santana and drafting outfielder David Murphy instead, you might ask. Wait, what's that? Johan Santana was actually signed in 1995, roughly eight years earlier than 2003? How could a baseball beat writer not know that? Johan Santana WON the 2004 Cy Young award and was a serious contender in 2003, yet Cafardo seems to think that was the year he was drafted. (Let's not even mention that once again, international players cannot be taken in the MLB draft, which would exclude Reyes and Cabrera too).

Rich Harden PITCHED in the 2003 American League Division Series, yet somehow that was the year he was drafted? In all actuality, only Lastings Milledge, Brandon Wood, Nick Markakis, Chad Cordero and Rickie Weeks were actually drafted that year.

Another interesting tidbit: Both Travis Hafner and Rickie Weeks' names are spelled wrong. I mean, as if the fact that 10 players listed weren't drafted in 2003 weren't enough. My editing lab instructor said today in class that most writers would be fired if they spelled three names wrong in the span of a month. Cafardo should lose his job over this article, which essentially has 12 fact errors in just one paragraph.

One last note: An omission that really makes this article laughable is that he didn't even mention the most important 2003 draft pick: the one and only Jonathan Papelbon. Granted he was a fourth-rounder, but if you're going to make up that 10 All-Star caliber players were drafted in '03, at least include the Red Sox All Star who actually WAS.

This is my latest rant on how stupid the Globe is. I'll get to my "Why Dan Shaughnessy should be burned at the stake" rant some other day.

Friday, September 01, 2006

When it rains, it pours...

"When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions."

-William Shakespeare

I think Billy Shakespeare was channeling the 2005 Red Sox when he wrote that line in the early 17th century.

Papelbon felt a stinging sensation in his right shoulder and was removed from work in the ninth inning today (a game the Sox actually won 2-1). This is ridiculous. Has any team EVER experienced this many injuries to their 40-man roster in one season?

On NESN he just called it fatigue-related and that the best case scenario was he'd be back in a couple of days. But Lester thought he'd be checking out of Mass General after a car accident with some minor bumps and bruises, and instead he got a cancer diagnosis. Papelbon, our resident Oncologist, also said in the press conference that Jon Lester would be back to play for us by spring training next year. And you thought Southeastern Conference athletes never went to class...

This team makes me cynical. You'll have to forgive me.

Just did some research... Alex Cora, who can also pitch by the way, is the ONLY player on the 25-man roster who hasn't spent time nursing injuries. Look at this:

David Ortiz - Irregular heartbeat
Manny Ramirez - Knees
Willy Mo Pena - Wrist
Trot Nixon - Forearm
Kapler - out for most of this season with achilles issues
Coco Crisp - broken finger
Youkilis - sat out a few games with elbow problems after HBP
Lowell - can't stop fouling the ball off his foot, out a few games for that
Loretta - Back
Gonzo - Knees
Varitek - Knee
Dougie M - Back

Pitchers:

Wakefield - rib cage/back
Schilling - strained lat (he's missing his next start)
Lester - cancer
Papelbon - Shoulder
Beckett - finger cut issues, only guy to not miss a start yet, but had to have a few pushed back
Clement - worthless piece of shit with everything wrong with him, including his vagina
Delcarmen - shoulder
Dinardo - 60 day DL
Timlin- Shoulder
Foulke - Knees/Back


Is this payback to the baseball Gods for what they let us accomplish in 2004? Can this really be happening? Currently we are down Nixon, Manny, Tek, Clement, Wily Mo, AGon, Ortiz, Wakefield, Lester, Schilling and Papelbon. Kevin FUCKING Jarvis is going to start tomorrow! Our rotation is currently made up of JULIAN TAVAREZ, Kyle Snyder, Kevin Jarvis, Josh Beckett and Lenny Dinardo. Alex Cora may soon have to join this rotation.

It's just a flesh wound...

Get well soon, Jon

Just got a Boston Globe breaking news alert that Jon Lester has been "diagnosed with a treatable form of anaplastic large cell lymphoma and will begin treatment within the coming week."

This has got to be the pinnacle of the ugly, black cloud that has descended upon this organization in the past month or so. One of our own players with cancer?! Albeit a very treatable form of cancer, and an incredibly early discovery of the lymphoma that will make his prognosis favorable. But still... can you imagine if Jon Lester hadn't been in that car accident that subsequently led to this diagnosis? He could have played on for months (years?) without knowing.

Cheers to blessings in disguise.

Mr. Lester, you have the support of an entire NATION (that's Red Sox Nation) behind you. Godspeed, amigo.